Sally the Snowflake
Sally the snowflake was a frightful silly child
With a pouty mouth and a crooked nose
And two eyes that looked half wild.
Sally the snowflake is a scary thing, they say,
She was made with love but her family knows
How she acts on Christmas day.
There must have been a potion in that
Eggnog that she drank-
For when she took that first big swig
She began to walk the plank.
O, Sally the snowflake
Was as drunk as she could be,
And her siblings say she could cuss all day
Beneath the Christmas tree.
Crappity, crap, crap
Crappity, crap, crap
Look at Sally rave,
Crappity, crap, crap
Crappity, crap, crap
Over the gifts we gave!
laurie kolp
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I am howling here, Laurie. One of the best parodies of that awful song I've ever read. Thanks for brightening my morning.
ReplyDeletevery funny indeed :)
ReplyDeleteHopefully Sally didn't sit too close to the fireplace!
ReplyDeleteThis is absolutely delightful, Laurie - perked up my day considerably, thanks.
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny!
ReplyDeletethanks for the giggle! LOVE this! ♥
ReplyDeleteA howler this! Freshen up the mornings. Great!
ReplyDeleteHank
Oh, my...that was funny! I just sang something similar this morning ;D
ReplyDeleteSilly Sally!
Too good, love it! Am singing it! HA ha
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! "Look at Sally rave!" I wanted to sing along!
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