Wednesday, April 25, 2012

A New Olympic Sport?

Sex as a sport, why not?
Think about it-

Rough and tough like boxing
Sometimes even bloody
Below the belt… pervert!
How long can they hold out
One, two, three… to thirty?

Dancing with the *stars*, RrrR
Promiscuity, promise cutey?
Oh, so kinky, provocative
Pump it up, slam dunk
Thrust-that-pel-vic-to-the-beat

Tender as a ballerina breeze (sigh)
Flexible and lithe, a demi-plié
Bending into new positions
Libido in second, please
Dreamy butterfly kisses

Sex as a sport, why not?
In the Olympics, I think not.

©laurie kolp

Prompt inspirations: 3WW- bloody, kinky, tender
PA- sport

18 comments:

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

I'm sure the competitors would actually look forward to their rigorous training regiment!

jaerose said...

In Ancient Greece i think it probably featured quite prominently (so to speak)..what a wry piece..and clever..something to be shared together..privately..no display or competition..Jae

Writer's Daybook said...

Great visuals here--

Olympic Sport--I hope not.

Brian Miller said...

he. he. he. ugh.

well its a thought...first to pin wins is not a whole lot of fun though...and i cringed in a few parts of this....we would probably find a way to put it on tv...well we almost do any way these days...really i could go on and on but...nice write laurie...smiles.

Eileen T O'Neill ..... said...

Laurie,

What a great idea. This would certainly add some spice to London this summer. Perhaps it might bring many gold medal winners too:)

Eileen

Marita Abraham said...

I just HAD to email this to my friends. What a playful poem! Delighful, I say.

Thanks for visiting, Laurie.

Mary said...

And perhaps something like this might have attributed to Rome's ("Bread and Circuses")decline and fall?

Sheilagh Lee said...

well done.

Angel said...

Don't think I'd want to watch that particular sport. :)

Eva Gallant said...

that was excellent! well done!

Mark Windham said...

very good, laced with fun and sarcasm.

Ellecee said...

I like this, very clever. Would I want to see this as a public sport - ahhhhh,,,,think not :-)

Kim Nelson said...

You freakin' cracked me up Laurie. Isn't it fun to surprise the reader?

Daydreamertoo said...

LOL
I bet in the old days (thinking of the Starz Spartacus series) it was all about sex in public then. They didn't seem to have any problems with who saw what at all.
Loved this Laurie but as for me.. behind my own closed doors thank you ;) LOL
Very clever!

Adura Ojo said...

This is hilarious, Laurie. Clever play on words and musicality. Love it!

SweetTalkingGuy said...

Great question you pose, but I've heard that athletes say that sport is better than sex!

Cool bananas!!

oldegg said...

I am jealous enough of athletic prowess now without seeing sexual skills on display as well. They will have to ban Viagra for the competitors though. Lovely bit of whimsy.

Paige + Shauna said...

laurie: you 'beat' poem just may
come true.