on our first date
as I drove us to dinner.
He propped his feet
on the dashboard
turned to me and said,
“Do you mind?”
He flossed his teeth
while we watched TV,flecks of food flew
from his mouth
and got in my eye.
I turned to him and said
“Do you mind?”
But the sex was great.
*
12 comments:
Lol ~ Hm! Not sure I would have! ;)
Freaking hilarious! But I gotta tell you... I'm not sure I'd have gotten beyond the personal hygiene issues in order to enjoy the great sex.
Lol- Me either...
Hilarious! : D
brave girl! he doesn't seem squeamish, which is always an attribute in bed.
i tell you it better be...this is a riot...
i popped by in to tell you i gave you one of my weekly goddess awards that you can collect at my place if you like.
happy blogging!
OMG! That is hysterical! so funny!
= )
Thanks for the award Everyday Goddess!
Spotted this one over at Everyday Goddess... thanks for this morning's smiles... LOL
Sounds like my husband! I've been trying for almost 20 years to get him to clip his toenails into a trashcan! Great sex can atone for a lot!
Hysterically funny! *smile*
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