Friday, July 1, 2011


He clipped his toenails
on our first date
as I drove us to dinner.
He propped his feet
on the dashboard
turned to me and said,
“Do you mind?”

He flossed his teeth
while we watched TV,
flecks of food flew
from his mouth
and got in my eye.
I turned to him and said
“Do you mind?”

But the sex was great.


@laurie kolp/ November 2009

Poetic inspiration~ One Stop Poetry: Post a poem written before 6-30-10


Louise said...

Lol ~ Hm! Not sure I would have! ;)

Unknown said...

Freaking hilarious! But I gotta tell you... I'm not sure I'd have gotten beyond the personal hygiene issues in order to enjoy the great sex.

Laurie Kolp said...

Lol- Me either...

Terri L. French said...

Hilarious! : D

Everyday Goddess said...

brave girl! he doesn't seem squeamish, which is always an attribute in bed.

Brian Miller said...

i tell you it better be...this is a riot...

Everyday Goddess said...

i popped by in to tell you i gave you one of my weekly goddess awards that you can collect at my place if you like.

happy blogging!

Unknown said...

OMG! That is hysterical! so funny!

Laurie Kolp said...

= )

Thanks for the award Everyday Goddess!

Reflections said...

Spotted this one over at Everyday Goddess... thanks for this morning's smiles... LOL

Lolamouse said...

Sounds like my husband! I've been trying for almost 20 years to get him to clip his toenails into a trashcan! Great sex can atone for a lot!

Anonymous said...

Hysterically funny! *smile*